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Talent Show

by Shirt Club

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hoo098 This is genuinely my favorite record of the 2020s so far. It goes so hard. Favorite track: Wax Boy.
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m gille every track is incredibly memorable and fun. bangers front to back! Favorite track: Hot Pink Cast.
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Majorly (Chris!) Shirt Club cured all my ailments and left me with minty fresh breath!! Favorite track: Gone.
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1.
Get me lost in the woods I’ve been hanging around the neighborhood I thought that it was fine, never put much value to my time Get me back ‘fore you fall Never been the one you could call on I thought that it was normal But now you’re looking at me You kept asking what was wrong I had a dream, or maybe I just saw it out the window I am trying to outrun Beat me up, until then I’ll go Are you waiting? I don’t think so Are you waiting for me?
2.
I broke my arm in kindergarten and then the same one again in 3rd grade Both times I asked for a hot pink cast and everyone signed it and it was great I made my teacher yell at me in the hallway My recklessness had ruined the 4th grade play I had broken my hand on a trampoline They gave me a thumbs-up cast it was bright green I played a Native American chief, she thought my cast was the only inaccuracy I’m not trying to say she didn’t have her priorities straight I just think that it’s lame that she really felt that way So, break my bones if you want to, but I am way ahead of you I am doing what I have to, to put me back together again Then in my second week of high school I broke two bones in my foot. I was running from a ghost in the living room it was cold and dark on a night with a full moon I never saw it again. I told people I broke it saving my best friend Overall I think it was worth it, I got out of the entire football unit Break my bones if you want to, but I am way ahead of you I am doing what I have to, to put me back together again
3.
Stop Sign 02:34
Walking faster just to spite yourself All we know is it’s not in the interest of our health And we tried to say hello we tried to find some other way out I can’t see it anymore, what I saw before Walking on a line, we are running out of time I can see the distance now I’m impossible on Wednesday nights and Friday mornings and I like going to bed when it’s still light out And I hear a voice in my head, It talks to me; it says, “I can’t tell you how to feel”. It’s impossible to know but it’s still possible to grow I can say anything that I want – I just keep my mouth shut Walking faster for no particular reason I see systems, I see cantilevers and caryatids and I want to make them all mine for life I want to stop at stop signs and green lights and I’ll walk home again and think about all of your friends and what I would do if I were taller and if I cannot find where I’m gonna stay tonight I’ll stay with you again if that’s alright
4.
When I’m with you all I wanna do is chase my tail Soon you’ll see the dog in me burn in hell I hear voices through the walls Leading me to you Hideaway, a secret place, the fountainhead Honey dripping from the fence I hear voices through the walls Leading me to you When I’m with you all I wanna do is lug around eventually you ask me “what’s that sound?” hear your voice reach out to mine It’s all I wanna do!
5.
Wax Boy 02:28
In a dream I am staring at a wax boy’s eyes and he looks just like me He blinks when he hears his name He can feel that something’s changed But he sits there silently On the day when I finally feel my age, will I still feel like me? Will this watered-down world hold my frail body when I grow old Or ship me off to sea? Or will I take a stand and show you? Mom, I don’t know what I should do Now I'm staring at myself in a wax boy’s eyes
6.
Good morning it’s been a while since I have seen your face it’s not really bad, it wasn’t a complaint It’s not a competition and we’re not keeping score But if it was I would have been winning until this morning. Normative, formative, say you love me more than this Shave your head above your ears and tattoo femurs on your shins Guess it’s fine, work ‘til 9 leave at 7:55 call your boss and tell him that you need some rest to stay alive Biotin, Coq10, take a multivitamin I’m so high I don’t know where my favorite water bottle is! I’ll just be around here, also I just saw you sneer So glad that it took you so long to reappear I sit in a room watching TV I’m not in the mood to be angry and I don’t want to see you I don’t want to see you sit in a room like you belong here It’s my fault too I should have been clear harborage from your shit, thought you loved more than this I just want to stay alive and stay out of the garbage.
7.
No Idea 01:54
Another day, another morning, another hour in my bed curled up in a ball. Take a shower, take a moment, take forever to decide if there’s really enough time. I want to know what it is I’m waiting for. I wonder what it’s like to be so sure of yourself. And I know I have no idea – and I cannot find the time to try I’ll just write a song and pretend there’s nothing wrong with me What do you know; it’s time to go to sleep! Self-destructive, unproductive – stay away from me Motivation, less frustration is where I’d like to be One of these days, one of these mornings, one of these moments I’ll move past the giant pebble in my path. And I know I have no idea – and I know that I have so much fear And I know that I am running around in circles with myself
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Gone 02:21
I’m starting to think that it’s only me who needs to be reassured constantly You’re always here in my personal space and where I want you is a hard thing to place and I’m not going anywhere always taking great care to stay up, from under the earth, surrounded by worms thinking about how it never made sense And running around, hiding from sounds, Never leaving the shell I made I’m gone.I’m gone. Just how I wanted it all along. The water in your lungs drains out through your palms and cheeks and mouth. Onto lines and dots in red, Take back everything I said! I’m going home through the water alone and you are beginning to see things clearly. Gone
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about

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Welcome to the Talent Show! Shirt Club's first full-length album!

Talent Show is a collection of short & sweet punk songs about everyday anxieties, wax-figures, post-college dread, in-college dread, and fictional cats.

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released February 29, 2020

Teresa Russo: Vocals, Guitar
Gary DiFiore: Guitar, Vocals
Max Steinbach: Drums
Nick DiLoreto: Bass

All songs written & performed by Shirt Club
Recorded at Max's parents' house in Commack, NY

Produced by Nick Pitman (nckptmn.com)
Mastered by Ian Pritchard (ianpritchard.me)
in Brooklyn, NY

Distributed by neo-detritus (neodetrit.us)
in Los Angeles, CA

Artwork by Teresa Russo

SHIRT CLUB WOULD LIKE TO SAY
THANK YOU TO THESE PEOPLE:

All of our pals (u know who u are) and family for their support since we first started being a band, Max’s parents for letting us practice in their basement for so many years, Nick Pitman for putting so much work and love into producing this album and also being real nice and wonderful to work with, Ian Pritchard for mastering our album and saving us trouble of figuring out what exactly mastering is, Meys and Nicky at neo-detritus for taking an interest in our band and giving us an internet home to release this record on, Amityville Music Hall and Mr. Beery’s for helping us put on some amazing shows, Jon + Marissa from Long Island Emo for having us for so many gigs, Jane at Wisteria NYC for helping us finally get to Brooklyn, Chris and Karah for filling in on bass for us at gigs, Matt Kraut for always taking beautiful pix of us, Karley for quitting our band but still supporting us a bunch, Thank you to the amazing bands we have made friends with this year (that you should totally check out!!!) – Necter, Megawave, Harbor Seals, The Nesbitts, Barely March, Smol Data, Chris Kaya, Blood Lake, Foxy Dads, Kate Murphy, Eithermore, Erotica, Horse & Wells, The Word and the Whisper, Strawberry Blonde, Jarvis Probes, Depressors, Hold Fast Hope, Figure Eight, HTML... and you for listening to our music!! That’s so nice of you!

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